Tuesday 4 March 2008

Viking cabin cruiser on eBay

An exact replica of what a Viking ship would have been like if Volvo Pentas had been available back then has come up on eBay. Hand-made in traditional fibreglass, it has all the luxuries the discerning Berserker would wish, including padded seats, luxury kitchen with hob and sink, and an ensuite loo - no need to piss over the side offending passers-by in this baby!
Navigation is by GPS so all that boring star watching is a thing of the past.
The boat even comes with a set of clip-on Viking shields and authentic cow-horn helmets to inspire terror in the local populace.
But you can't row it. What's with a Viking ship you can't row?
(Thanks to David at Never Sea Land for the heads up)

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